my ‘freudian slips’ bely my lack of sexual activity over other pleasures; the other day I said ‘ebay’ instead of someone’s name; and just now someone asked me about a place and I called it ‘mdma’…
my housemate belittling me for watching mac make-up tutorials.. that’s fine with me bitch, leave the house looking like shit.
Monthly reminder that communists do it better.
menstrual cramp so bad i’m actually sweating from the pain
retrospective thoughts on the home economics teacher that threw a saucepan at me: - she was a crazy cunt - she was probably scared of me what with my great height and no fucks given attitude - if she was a male teacher I don’t think her temper issues would have washed over so easily and the saucepan incident would have been taken more seriously.
divine decadence, darling!: I hate to sound like a... →
elizabitchtaylor: I hate to sound like a hipster but I kind of hate how mainstream the pin-up look has become. I’m friends on Facebook with a girl from my school and she has a photo album where she’s styled as a pin-up girl. No shade intended, because she’s very pretty and is styled quite well. But she lacks that…
I’m not being funny but there are so many hot lesbians around here - I cannot work out why a pretty one on my course is going out with a really annoying unattractive one. I’m annoyed because decent menfolk are thin on the ground and if you’re going to be a lesbian down here you might as well go out with a hot one, no?
It pisses me off when I see adults, particularly those with kids, bitching about private details of their lives on Facebook. Deal with your shit like a mature grown-up, act with wisdom and rationality and for the sake of your child minimize the drama and suffering or it will grow-up to resent you. trust me.
may have bought new dress:
tell you what, if you suspect that your life might be better once you’ve finished your a-levels you are correct.
i am doing my 2000 word essay the day it has to be handed in when i should have started it weeks ago. I am a nawty girl.
when I say size ten i mean i can fit into a size ten. i should really be wearing a twelve if i don’t want to look like a condom full of porridge.
their kids are going to be so hot