June 2012
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May 2012
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my ‘freudian slips’ bely my lack of sexual activity over other pleasures;
the other day I said ‘ebay’ instead of someone’s name;
and just now someone asked me about a place and I called it ‘mdma’…
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my housemate belittling me for watching mac make-up tutorials..
that’s fine with me bitch, leave the house looking like shit.
Monthly reminder that communists do it better.
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menstrual cramp so bad i’m actually sweating from the pain
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retrospective thoughts on the home economics teacher that threw a saucepan at me:
- she was a crazy cunt
- she was probably scared of me what with my great height and no fucks given attitude
- if she was a male teacher I don’t think her temper issues would have washed over so easily and the saucepan incident would have been taken more seriously.
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divine decadence, darling!: I hate to sound like a... →
elizabitchtaylor:
I hate to sound like a hipster but I kind of hate how mainstream the pin-up look has become. I’m friends on Facebook with a girl from my school and she has a photo album where she’s styled as a pin-up girl. No shade intended, because she’s very pretty and is styled quite well. But she lacks that…
I’m not being funny but there are so many hot lesbians around here - I cannot work out why a pretty one on my course is going out with a really annoying unattractive one. I’m annoyed because decent menfolk are thin on the ground and if you’re going to be a lesbian down here you might as well go out with a hot one, no?
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It pisses me off when I see adults, particularly those with kids, bitching about private details of their lives on Facebook. Deal with your shit like a mature grown-up, act with wisdom and rationality and for the sake of your child minimize the drama and suffering or it will grow-up to resent you. trust me.
may have bought new dress:
tell you what, if you suspect that your life might be better once you’ve finished your a-levels you are correct.
i am doing my 2000 word essay the day it has to be handed in when i should have started it weeks ago. I am a nawty girl.
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when I say size ten i mean i can fit into a size ten. i should really be wearing a twelve if i don’t want to look like a condom full of porridge.
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their kids are going to be so hot
